So, it turns out that I still have this blog. Who knew?! I used this site for my juvenile emotional rantings for several years in early 20's and I guess am starting it up again.

Emotional crisis = about to turn 29
Pathetic rating = 7.5
Why such a low score of patheticness? Well, I hear people bitching about far more insanely pathetic things like how terrible it is that they got too much milk in their coffee and how their groomer cut their dogs ass fur crooked or your too full or hung over. You people just need to shut the fuck up. So why should I be allowed to whine about my sad assed state of affairs? Well, hopefully this will be more of a tool for change rather than a venue for desperate attempts for attracting attention.

For my 29th year I have several goals and this blog is here to keep me honest about my progress:

1. get ripped
My brother is getting married in July of next year. My plan is to get as fit as possible by NOT going to the gym by that time.

2. have fun
I don't like to spend money but it means that I don't go out and have fun often enough. I will try to experience more than only movies, food and video games this year.

3. buy a house
Circumstances lead me to move home with my mom several years ago. I would prefer to not be living at home at 30.

4. write my dissertation and get it published in a not-too-shitty-journal
In order to complete my masters I need to write a dissertation in the next 9 months... should be terrible.. haha

First of many entries completed... I will take photos and maybe post some of them for keeping track of my fitness. I'm terrified to publish my current state of fitness and pasty whiteness. Please don't chirp photos!

Kris